Bruce Willis is the most awesome man of all time.
Its well known that all my favorite movies star him,
But I have officially decided to marry him,
he doesn't know yet but I'm trying to keep it a surprise,
He is even more epic than Chuck Norris, or Bruce Lee, and sorry Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, but Bruce Willis in space would kick your ass,
And I still maintain that bloody Ben Affleck should have died, he ruins movies
Yippe-kay-ey mother fucker